Dress to Arrest.

Extreme clothing for those who refuse to blend in.
Fashion crimes encouraged. Bail not included.

Coming April 2026

The Lineup

This season's most wanted pieces.

Biohazard Unit Puffer

Biohazard Unit

EVIDENCE #001
Hazmat Couture Suit

Hazmat Couture

EVIDENCE #002
Traffic Cone Mega Flares

Traffic Cone Flares

EVIDENCE #003
Evidence Locker Jacket

Evidence Locker

EVIDENCE #004
Construction Couture Dress

Construction Couture

EVIDENCE #005
Padlock Curtain Jacket

Padlock Curtain

EVIDENCE #006
LED Warning Suit

System Failure

EVIDENCE #007
Spike Armor Jacket

Spike Armor

EVIDENCE #008
Airbag Couture Dress

Crash Test Couture

EVIDENCE #009
Road Sign Armor

Traffic Control

EVIDENCE #010

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Guilty as Charged

Fashion Felony is for the ones who walk into a room and own it—whether the room asked for it or not.

We make clothes that get you noticed. Stared at. Remembered. Photographed by strangers. Maybe reported.

If the fashion police are looking for you, you're doing it right.

Commit something beautiful.